After weeks of discussing the state of our nations economy, we have come up with a bi-partisan solution to end this recession.
FREE GRUB CONTROL!!
Actually, we're not sure if this will have any effect on the economy, but what we do know is that it will keep those pesky grubs from damaging your lawn. There is some spending involved with this plan. In order to receive the free grub control application you will have to prepay for the five lawn care applications in our Full Service Lawn Care Program. Don't worry though. The price tag isn't in the $900 billion range, nope, it starts at just $225 for a five thousand square foot lawn.
If you'd like to hear more about our stimulus plan or our Full Service Lawn Care Program send me a message at sean@johnsonsgarden.com or call me at 942-3751. I almost forgot, for all you Garden Rewards members, we will also add 500 points to your account.
Rest assured there is no pork in this bill!! Just my promise to provide you with the highest quality lawn care in town.
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